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Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3870
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
New Chunks Explored:	351701	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2225
Star Shards Collected:	100	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Votes:	6756	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	213
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4461
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9910	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Divine Spears Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mines Excavated:	1086
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4389	Emeralds Found:	8403
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Buildings Constructed:	33

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9