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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Buildings Constructed:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6026

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	5232
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	816
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4538
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3710	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	1613	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2015	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Buildings Constructed:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1543
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	9878
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	112	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	99/900	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4