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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crops Grown:	8505	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7318
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7781

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	2418
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2478
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!