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Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2594	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zombie Dances:	5

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6758
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2665
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mines Excavated:	2667	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Emeralds Found:	3866	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	125
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1135	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	330	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	2891
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Potions Brewed:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	1793	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	321
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4880	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2870	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0