CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5204
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	4030	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5517	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	4711	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	142	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	8431	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!