CraftyTeenDraws | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Items Found:	5516
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1894
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Animals Bred:	86
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	1812	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ores Mined:	6205	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Villages Defended:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	862	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6139	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	926	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	2104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1