CraftyTeenDraws | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Towns Built:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Votes:	595	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	2126
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	133
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5499
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	1039	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	748428
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2