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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7667 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 207 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.
Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.
So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).
