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Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server

accident, Blame, BROKE, broken bones, emotional pain, Fall, family, forgiveness, grudge, healing, injury, leg, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, mom, parents, physical pain, Recovery, Resentment, Server, step dad, Support, TACKLE, Trauma, weak bones

Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchantments Applied:	140	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	103	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Craft, where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join today for a roaring good time!

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy the game together within a 20k world border.
Does the world reset with every Minecraft update?	No, the world will expand with every update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without fear of losing progress.
What kind of experience does the server offer?	Draconicraft offers a chill, respectful experience for adults to play together.
What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
Where can I get more information and join the server?	Join our Discord Server at https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr and fill out our application form to get started!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, AMERICANS, blocky, controversy, cultural norms, discrimination, distinguished man, Diversity, equality, fagness, Homophobia, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, lgbtqwertyuiop, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, pride, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a rainbow explosion of fun and chaos! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in blocky land.

We’ve got unicorns roaming the plains, talking cows giving out quests, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our custom rainbow-colored diamond armor – it’s fabulous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who can grant you three wishes if you can catch them. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Sweet!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most colorful Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fagness and lgbtqwertyuiop madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient

Chronic pain, constant headaches, headache, headache awareness, headache causes, headache diagnosis, headache management, headache medication, headache prevention, headache relief, headache remedies, headache specialist, headache support, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, health issue, medical condition, Minecraft, patient, smp, SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS, treatment options

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1