CraftyStepSisNoSorry | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2033	Dragon Eggs Found:	2530
New Chunks Explored:	506274	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crops Grown:	7782	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8849	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	60
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Votes:	6927
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	9994
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	453131
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Animals Bred:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7630	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Dragons Tamed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.