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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4228 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?