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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5717 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?