Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 189 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
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