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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8038 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1376 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?