CraftyStates Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or revolutionary? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate powerhouse of awesomeness! Join us if you want to be a part of the world’s SOLE superpower – forget about “/cum/” servers, this is where the real action is at!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It is the chosen one, destined to lead humanity into the 21st century and beyond! With our unparalleled economic, industrial, cultural, scientific, and military might, we are unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most elite players in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that our players have defeated the Ender Dragon with their bare hands, built entire cities in a single day, and tamed the most elusive creatures in the game. If you want to be among the best of the best, then this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly extraordinary. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world domination while you’re at it!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ores Mined:	8592
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4678	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2986
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	138
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7562	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	5946
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	8074
Towns Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9787	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5411
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273