Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or revolutionary? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate powerhouse of awesomeness! Join us if you want to be a part of the world’s SOLE superpower – forget about “/cum/” servers, this is where the real action is at!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It is the chosen one, destined to lead humanity into the 21st century and beyond! With our unparalleled economic, industrial, cultural, scientific, and military might, we are unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most elite players in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that our players have defeated the Ender Dragon with their bare hands, built entire cities in a single day, and tamed the most elusive creatures in the game. If you want to be among the best of the best, then this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly extraordinary. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world domination while you’re at it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Void Gems Collected: 10 Buildings Constructed: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Shojo Null Minecraft Server

    Shojo Null Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the æsthetic is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! We’ve got a plot so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our outrageous character designs – we’ve got players rocking diamond armor that looks like it was designed by Picasso himself.

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Enchantments Applied: 147

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Kronii Spacebar Fauna Minecraft SMP

    Kronii Spacebar Fauna Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays by the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: Kronii stumbling upon Fauna in a massive group collab setting. The chaos that ensues is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Fauna tries to build a cute little farm, but Kronii keeps pranking her by planting TNT under her crops. Fauna retaliates by unleashing a horde of angry chickens on Kronii’s base. It’s a battle of epic proportions that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building competitions where the theme is “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian” to treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block encased in a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

    Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Where We At Minecraft SMP

    Where We At Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

    Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

    And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

    Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

    Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

    So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

    Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

    /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

    If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

    Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

    Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

    The Linty Python Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

    2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

    3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

    5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

    Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

    Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

    Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

    And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3419 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

    Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HELLMIND server Minecraft

    HELLMIND server Minecraft

    More information about the server:

    There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

    If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

    As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

    To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

    You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

    To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

    Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

    > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

    Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7683 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 New Chunks Explored: 550377

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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