Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing and having a blast? Look no further than our server, where you can choose to join either GDI or NOD and battle it out in epic Minecraft wars!

Join GDI and fight for peace and order in the Minecraft world, or join NOD and embrace chaos and destruction. But be warned, the NOD players have been known to ride creepers into battle while wearing nothing but diamond helmets!

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon racing competition, where players ride on the backs of Enderdragons through obstacle courses and try to avoid getting knocked off by flying pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who roam the land spreading joy and colorful wool wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10
Secret Passages Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Animals Bred: 97
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 246 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1068

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5229
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Ores Mined: 3563 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 551

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

    Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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