CraftySplurge – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Votes:	4518	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2721	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8978
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5406	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7778	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2675	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	498114
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8125	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Crops Grown:	3832	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Void Gems Collected:	35	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	327	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4351
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	116	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gods Slained:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	130
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	406	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14