CraftySpiesUnite | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, get this, the CIA and MI6 heads were just chillin in london, right? like, they were out in public together, which NEVER happens. and guess what? they were there to announce the opening of this EPIC minecraft server!

apparently, they were like, “yo, we need a place where we can all come together and have some fun, so let’s make a minecraft server!” and that’s how this crazy server was born.

join us for some top secret missions, insane builds, and maybe even some spy vs spy action. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on this server? but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be LIT.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most secretive and epic minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	237904
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	2941
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	500	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3184	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8689
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	617935
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.