CraftySpiesUnite | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	367564
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, get this, the CIA and MI6 heads were just chillin in london, right? like, they were out in public together, which NEVER happens. and guess what? they were there to announce the opening of this EPIC minecraft server!

apparently, they were like, “yo, we need a place where we can all come together and have some fun, so let’s make a minecraft server!” and that’s how this crazy server was born.

join us for some top secret missions, insane builds, and maybe even some spy vs spy action. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on this server? but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be LIT.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most secretive and epic minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	540	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	3937
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	5904
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	211
Crops Grown:	7498	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	475351	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6582
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	8644
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Emeralds Found:	4946	Villages Defended:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6180	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!