CraftySocialCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchantments Applied:	105
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	1952
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	120
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4949	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17