Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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