come join our epic minecraft server where u can lose weight just by playing! our magical world will make u shed those pounds faster than a creeper exploding! after just six months of playing, u’ll be down 29 kg and feeling like a brand new steve. plus, if u had type 2 diabetes before joining, it’ll be in remission faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.” so come on over and start crafting ur way to a healthier heart and a happier u!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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