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SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Towns Built:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7628
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	492
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ores Mined:	4222	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	212181
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4