CraftySkyportLOL

Airline, Airport, boarding, check in, CraftySkyportLOL, customs, delayed, EMBARRASSING, Flight, funny, hilarious, humor, Journey, Laughter, luggage, mishap, SECURITY, Story, Terminal, travel, vacation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3780
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5289
Votes:	5049	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	282
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3724	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal anatomy, animal attraction, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, bestiality, controversial, Curiosity, ETERNAL, ethical concerns, fetish, genuine question, Horse, moral boundaries, Psychological, Quests, rimming, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo behavior, unusual fetishes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aspirations, budgeting, Cash4Diamonds, dreams, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, life change, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal finance, Priorities, savings, self improvement, smp, success, wealth building

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎