CraftySkyHigh | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	973
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4598	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchantments Applied:	281
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	1625
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Votes:	4607	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	208	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	810422	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	696

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2222
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1462	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	56	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2