CraftySisNoTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2151
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Crops Grown:	6128	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DeadbeatSisDrama

Abuse, aita, Boundaries, colorado, deadbeat, DeadbeatSisDrama, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial support, government assistance, Help, minimum wage, not supporting, NY, payment, relationships, sister, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	9994	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FiredFastMC SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2963

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	979
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineKvant Minecraft server

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New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	169063

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8016	Farms Harvested:	990
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.