CraftySisNoTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SpookyCrafters

candy, costumes, crazy, decorations, Experience, funny, ghost, Halloween, haunted house, Masks, Memories, Party, pranks, Pumpkins, Scary, spooky, spooky stories, SpookyCrafters, Supernatural, Trick or Treat, witches

Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

critical infrastructure, cyber attack, cyber attack detection, cyber attack prevention, cyber attack response, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, data breach, HACKING, Information Security, Iranian government, Minecraft, national security, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, security breach, Server

So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	922
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8191	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Animals Bred:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	New Chunks Explored:	521658
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	137	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Emeralds Found:	9026
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1