CraftySisNoMartyrLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4644
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Night Skies:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of virtual arguments and passive-aggressive behavior just like my sister and her husband!

Imagine logging on to find a virtual world where stay-at-home moms complain about their “hardships” while their husbands do all the work. You can witness firsthand the chaos of a messy house and empty fridge, all while the stay-at-home mom claims she “doesn’t have time” to do anything.

But wait, there’s more! You can even participate in heated arguments about who’s doing more around the house and who’s being unfair. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and jaw-dropping moments?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual argument that’s just as wild as the one between my sister and her husband. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3954	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2390
Farms Harvested:	622	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1414	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	794	Love Letters Sent:	18

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	856
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimension Hops:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	2093
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2109
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	459
Potions Brewed:	133	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Runes Activated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchantments Applied:	181

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	297
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!