Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting without actually having kids ourselves! Join us for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, tantrums, and family drama!

Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.

Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!

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  • Back To Blocks Vanilla Plus SMP

    Back To Blocks Vanilla Plus SMP

    Back To Blocks is a new Vanilla plus SMP that keeps things simple and fair. It is made for people who want a smooth server with a chill community and no pay to win stuff.

    There are small gameplay changes like dragon damage tracking in chat and mob spawns that scale with player count. It also uses per player mob caps so other people do not mess up your farms. Phantoms are optional so you can toggle them on or off.

    The server focuses on performance too with dynamic view distance based on load and fast leaf decay after you chop trees.

    You also get handy commands like sethome and spawn plus unlockable warps through voting. Chat has death coordinates and item and ender links. Building has armor stand editing invisible item frames custom player heads map signing and item display on signs.

    Ranks are cosmetic or quality of life only and some things can be earned by voting. They are planning an End event next week so it is a good time to join and get ready.

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  • CRIMSON SMP LIFESTEAL HEART WARS

    CRIMSON SMP LIFESTEAL HEART WARS

    The Crimson SMP is a multiplayer server with a lifesteal style setup. You can team up with other players and go after hearts.

    The main vibe is survival with lots of fighting. If you want pvp and big rival moments this is the kind of place where people try to take hearts from each other.

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  • Hacker-Free Anarchy With Crazy Weapons

    Hacker-Free Anarchy With Crazy Weapons

    This server is basically an anarchy style SMP where people can do whatever and cause chaos but pvp hacking is not allowed so fights are meant to be fair.

    It has a bunch of wild weapons from the Unstable SMP like Wemmbus Nuke Flamefrags and the Wolf Army stuff so the combat can get really crazy.

    You can make teams and alliances and try to take control or just play solo and gear up. The owner also said it is pretty empty right now so it is still being built up and you might be one of the first players on.

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  • 30 Plus Vanilla+ SMP With Voice Chat

    30 Plus Vanilla+ SMP With Voice Chat

    I found a vanilla plus SMP made for people who are 30 and up. It is for gamers who want a chill place and do not want to deal with random kids online. The community is small but active with about a dozen people.

    The world is about two months old and it is on 1.21.11. It has quality of life mods like Animal Pens Comforts Gravestones and Storage Drawers. There are already some awesome builds and there is still lots of space to make your own stuff.

    They use a Discord whitelisting system where you can whitelist yourself so you do not have to wait on an admin. There is Simple Voice Chat if you want to talk and nobody cares if you stay quiet. The vibe is no pressure so you can play a lot or just hop on when you can.

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  • MinecraftOffline 1.21.11 Permanent Map Server

    MinecraftOffline 1.21.11 Permanent Map Server

    I found a server called MinecraftOffline that runs on version 1.21.11 and it is made for people who want a world that sticks around.

    The map is permanent so it is not getting wiped all the time. It also uses a custom plugin suite so it is not just plain vanilla.

    It is based in Finland so it should feel good for players in Europe. The server also says it runs on reasonable hardware and that helps keep things stable.

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