CraftySILQuestionsBegone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer all your burning questions about kids and blended families! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and crazy family dynamics.

Ever wondered why kids prefer their school messages addressed a certain way? Or why they use terms like step and half for siblings? Look no further, our server has all the answers (even if you might not like them)!

Join us and meet our unique community of players with backgrounds as blended as a smoothie. From exes to stepkids to half-siblings, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your family tree looks more like a jungle gym.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s navigate the chaotic world of kids and blended families together. Just remember, sometimes the truth hurts – but at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	190866	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	128

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Items Found:	4051
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2288
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyRedFlagz

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Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.