CraftySILNoAskMeLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5077	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6431
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	220604
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1333	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	219
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4666
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8970	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4202	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20