CraftySibSquad | Minecraft Servers List

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to cook up some delicious virtual recipes with your in-game family members, just like the OP’s mom and half siblings.

Don’t worry, we won’t force you to include anyone you don’t want to – unlike the OP’s dad in this crazy story. You can choose your own cooking partners and create your own recipe book with them. And if anyone calls you a brat or a jerk for not including them, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come on over and join us for a cooking adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual culinary creations and forge some unforgettable in-game memories with your chosen cooking companions. See you there!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Chilly Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the cold, dark days with no one to keep you warm? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and we’ll provide virtual hot chocolates and cozy bench seats for you to enjoy with your pixelated pet! Our server is so warm and inviting, you’ll forget all about the real world and its lack of cuddle buddies. Plus, rumor has it that our sea front views are so realistic, you might even feel a gentle ocean breeze as you build your sandcastle kingdom. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual warmth embrace you like a fluffy blanket made of pure pixel magic!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The West is so back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience the chaos of the Wild West, where cowboys and outlaws roam the land causing mayhem at every turn.

But don’t worry, the crisis has been averted thanks to our fearless leader, Sheriff Steve. He single-handedly defeated the evil bandit gang that was terrorizing the server, restoring peace and order to the land. Now you can explore the vast desert plains and build your own cowboy town without fear of being robbed by pesky bandits.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this epic adventure in the Wild West. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into along the way!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TowelTroubleCraft

#beard care, boundaries in relationships, cheesy eggs, cleanliness, Communication, dish towels, facial hygiene, germs, hot sauce, hygiene, kitchen cloths, kitchen etiquette, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen towels, Oils, personal grooming, personal hygiene, relationship boundaries, TowelTroubleCraft, washing habits

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for the most epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle against mythical creatures that will test your skills to the max.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even your beard will be in for a wild ride. Just like how J’s beard holds onto smells after meals, our server will hold onto your memories forever. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical towel that can wipe away all your worries (just don’t use it for dishes)!

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs soap when you have a world full of endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA, be a legend in our blocky universe!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPainLand

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punishment is just a fun little game of torture! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every wrong move could lead to a hilarious but painful consequence.

Imagine being chased by an army of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or being forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe while being serenaded by a chorus of creepers. Our punishments may seem harmless at first, but trust us, they will make you question your sanity and your will to live in the most entertaining way possible.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where getting pranked by a mischievous Enderman is considered a rite of passage, or where falling into a pit of lava is just a warm and toasty welcome? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlanetBound Minecraft Server

#sustainability, anthropocene, Biodiversity loss, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, Earth, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global warming, Minecraft, overpopulation, Overshot, Planetary Boundaries, PlanetBound, Pollution, resource depletion, scientists, Server, Sustainable development, Warning

Yo, listen up! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Earth has overshot key ‘planetary boundaries’? Scientists be warning us, but we be like, “Nah, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on this server!”

Join us if you want to experience crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle, finding diamond armor in a chicken coop, and building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. Our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our server and let’s show those scientists that Minecraft is the real key to saving the planet…or at least having a blast while trying!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2701	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GazaGenocideGoneWrong

Accountability, alleged genocide, delay request, Evidence, gaza, GazaGenocideGoneWrong, Genocide, human rights violation, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, Palestinian territories, refusal, south africa, Submission, united nations, War Crimes

lol join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where the ICJ refuses SA request to delay date to submit evidence of alleged genocide in Gaza like what even is that amirite? on our server, we have pigs that can fly and cows that tell jokes, it’s a real hoot! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but shh don’t tell anyone! come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even getting the ICJ to delay their submission deadlines, because why not?

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

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Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is widely considered one of the greatest composers in history. He was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany and spent much of his career in Vienna, where he composed symphonies, chamber music, and piano sonatas. Beethoven’s music is known for its emotional depth and innovation, and his works continue to be staples of the classical music repertoire. He continued to compose despite losing his hearing, and his later works are particularly celebrated for their complexity and profound expression. Beethoven died in 1827, leaving behind a legacy of timeless music that continues to inspire and move audiences around the world.

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What are Minecraft servers like United Lands ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to United Lands include:

1. EarthMC – This server also features a Towny-based Earth map with a 1:1000 scale. Players can create nations, develop economies, and engage in diplomacy and warfare.

2. EarthMC Civilization – Another Earth-based server with a focus on building civilizations, trading, and exploring a large map with custom biomes and structures.

3. Earth Craft – A Towny server set on a 1:1000 scale Earth map, with a variety of plugins and features to enhance the gameplay experience.

4. CraftYourTown – This server offers a Towny experience with custom features, events, and a strong community of players. Build your town, gather resources, and conquer the land in this immersive server.

5. EarthSMP – Explore a custom Earth map with unique biomes, structures, and challenges on this Towny-based server. Engage in politics, economics, and warfare to become the most powerful nation on the server.

Each of these servers provides a similar immersive experience to United Lands , with their own unique twists and features to keep players entertained. Check them out and see which one becomes your new favorite Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BloodLineSMP

Adventure, alliances, battle, BloodLineSMP, Buying, Champions, Community Events, Cross-Play, Dynamic Combat, Exclusive Rewards, LifeSteal, Minecraft, player-driven economy, PvP, SELLING, Skyblock, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Tournaments, Trading

Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with our LifeSteal Server, where every encounter can make or break your journey. In this thrilling PvP world, your life is the ultimate currency. Steal hearts from your enemies and fortify your own to climb the ranks and dominate the battlefield.

Features:

LifeSteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating opponents, and watch your enemies’ hearts diminish as you rise to power.

Dynamic PvP Combat: Test your skills in intense player-versus-player combat with a focus on strategy and survival.

Community Events: Join regular community events and tournaments to showcase your skills and earn exclusive rewards.

Player-Driven Economy: Trade, buy, and sell items in a player-driven economy to enhance your gameplay experience.

Join Us Today! Connect with fellow adventurers, build alliances, and battle for supremacy in a server where every heart counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate LifeSteal champion?

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3251
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, body acceptance, body positivity, Breaking Stereotypes, canonically hairy, Character development, embracing diversity, Female Characters, feminist representation, gender equality, Girl Power, inclusive representation, media representation, Minecraft, natural beauty., Party, positive messaging, pubic hair, realistic portrayal, realistic standards, self love, Server, Women empowerment, women’s bodies

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the characters are hairless down there? Look no further! Our server is home to girls who canonically have pubes! That’s right, no more unrealistic smooth skin for our female characters. Join us for a wild and hairy adventure through the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these pubescent princesses! So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of realism in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a hairy good time!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as Fauna’s hot takes? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other like true warriors.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces chaos and absurdity. We once had a prank war that ended with someone building a giant toilet in the middle of spawn, and let’s just say things got pretty messy (literally).

Plus, our server is the only place where you can find Vtuber-inspired builds that are… let’s just say, a little unconventional. We have statues of Vtubers with toilet heads, because why not? It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe question your sanity a little bit, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves toilets and dick-sucking women. Love.

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hell’s Lunch Date: Minecraft Edition

age difference, Argument, attractive, Boss, couple, date, Drama, dramatic, Edition, favoritism, female boss, gordon ramsay, hell’s kitchen, HellS, husband, Jealousy, lunch, LUNCH DATE, Minecraft, money saving, Plan, relationship, Upset

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where drama and jealousy run rampant? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through Hell’s kitchen with your boss’s attractive widow while your spouse seethes with jealousy! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate showdown between love, loyalty, and Gordon Ramsay’s delicious dishes. Who needs diamonds when you have spicy drama like this?

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyFibServer

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our virtual ocean. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the biggest lie you’ll ever fall into – that this server is just like any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KurskCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

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join our epic minecraft server where russians and ukrainians team up to launch counter-offensives in Kursk Oblast! zelenskyy is our fearless leader who always has a plan, even when things get crazy! build your own base, team up with other players, and fight against the evil mobs that try to take over our land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to be a part of our epic adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	4570
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Insults Drive GDP Haircuts

#Automotive, Booking, CAR, DRIVE, economic analysis, Economy, gdp, guy, Haircut, haircuts, hairdresser’s car, Impact, indirect responsibility, insults, percentage, personal grooming, reminder, self-care, service industry, societal influence, thinking, unintentional influence

So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.