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Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7250
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Emeralds Found:	8271	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4503
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	349	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4603	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	8514	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magic Items Found:	3025	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	2028
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1277	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1