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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	2604
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2675	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	681	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	162125
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3995
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	7664
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4