>be me
>decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun
>join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!”
>start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking
>a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!”
>I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks
>suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake
>I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world
>after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server
>everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish
>10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again
CraftyShit Minecraft Server
Birthday, birthday cake, Birthday Party, Cake, celebration, countdown, CraftyShit, dad, EAS alarm, emergency alert, family, family time, Happy Birthday, mfw, Minecraft, Missiles, nuclear war, Presents, Server, Surprise, TV, video game, video game gift
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Obsidian Peak
Adventure, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Economy, Enjoyable, Explore, gaming experience, hidden, multiplayer, New server, Plugins, PvE, seasonedinminecraft, Sethome, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Tpa, Tpaccept, Treasures
We are a brand new server currently looking for staff!
Come join Obsidian Peak, our new Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have a wide range of Quality of Life plugins that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, including /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept. Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!
play.obsidianpeak.xyz:25569
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AgilaSMP
Adventure, agilasmp, BUILD, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, Competition, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Fight, Jobs, Land Claims, market, Minecraft, Piñata Events, Professions, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Vanilla, wealth
AgilaSMP: A Thriving Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
Welcome to AgilaSMP, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server where creativity, competition, and camaraderie thrive.
Key Features: Economy System: Trade, earn, and grow your wealth through jobs, shops, and an active player-driven market. Land Claims: Protect your builds and collaborate safely with others. PvP Arena: Test your skills and prove your dominance in epic battles. Piñata Events: Join server-wide celebrations with rewards for everyone! Jobs: Pick up a profession and earn rewards while you play. Active Community: Meet new friends and share your adventures with like-minded players.
Whether you’re here to build, fight, or explore, AgilaSMP has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of our vibrant and growing community!
agilasmp.fun:19132
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XenoCraft Minecraft Server
character design, critically acclaimed, fan favorite, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming industry, immersive worlds, innovative gameplay, Jrpg, Minecraft, Monolith Soft, Nintendo, quality games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Switch, talented team, unique developers, video games, world-building, xenoblade, XENOCRAFT
Are you tired of swimming in a sea of trash developers in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is like a shining beacon of awesomeness in a sea of mediocrity! Join us and experience the magic of Monolith Soft, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player, and rumor has it that Notch pops in from time to time to marvel at our epic builds. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet – just watch out for Steve, he’s been known to challenge newcomers to a duel with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you could be part of something truly special? Join us at Monolith Soft and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a mischievous TNT-loving admin, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!
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The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode
Analysis, critique, Disappointment, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Failure, first episode, Giga, giga kino, Kino, letdown, Minecraft, plot twist, reaction, reaction commentary, reaction video, review, sad, series, shits itself, smp, television, tv show, unexpected
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.
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Terrorist
1.19.4, armor, character classes, Clans, Custom world, destiny, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, New Bosses and Monsters, optifine, Premium, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Slimefun, SOUNDS, Survival, texture pack, Tools, VOICES, weapons
TeroCraft Survival RPG Server for 1.19.4 OptiFine, No premium, NO mods! You can find content like:
Clans New Bosses and Monsters Custom World Slimefun Weapons, armor and other items never seen before character classes Proximity voice chat
We have a unique texture pack that adds all kinds of tools, weapons, armor, voices, sounds and more.
And much more! What are you waiting for to forge your own destiny?
terocraft.my.pebble.host
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Trump’s White House Minecraft Server
administration, appointees, Bush administration, cabinet members, CONSERVATIVE, executive branch, Governance, Government, House, Ideology, leadership, Minecraft, Officials, policy, political appointments, Politics, public service, republicans, Server, transition team, trump, Trumps, washington dc, White, White HouseAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Romcom Council Minecraft SMP
BETTING, Cinema, Classics, comedy, Council, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, film, film industry, Horses, love, Minecraft, Movie, new releases, Recommendations, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, smp
Alright you filthy animals, it’s been way too long since we had a server like this. How’s your favorite romcom holding up? Got any juicy recommendations for us? But most importantly, have you seen the new horses we can bet on? Let’s chat about it all and have a wild time on this crazy SMP!
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/voxel/ – Vexing Vortex Minecraft Server
Character, Combos, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology, vexing, vortex, Voxel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character showdowns and epic battles!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most skilled players in the Minecraft universe, with Glicko2 ratings that will make your head spin. Test your skills against the best of the best and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.
Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can duke it out for ultimate bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player
/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?
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MCCandy
Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Creativity Exploration Farming Building Friends Gaming Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community Fun Land Claims Cross-platform Tutorials Economy Voting Perks Custom Features, PvE, PvP, Survival
Welcome to MCCandy, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server that’s as sweet as candy! We are a welcoming, community-focused SMP server where creativity, exploration, and fun come first. Whether you’re here for farming, building, or making friends, MCCandy is the perfect place for you.
1.21+ with New World Generation Our server is running Minecraft 1.21, featuring the latest world generation for you to explore! Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join and enjoy seamless cross-platform play.
A Relaxed, Community-Focused Experience At MCCandy, we prioritize a fun and non-competitive environment. With features like land claims, no fall damage, and no griefing rules, you can focus on building and enjoying the game without worry.
Sweet Features and Tutorials Dive into our unique candy-themed gameplay! Every crop is reimagined as candy, adding a sweet twist to your farming adventures. We also offer helpful tutorials for new players, player warps, and an player chest shops, so you can trade and thrive in style.
Earn Perks by Playing and Voting Show your support by voting for the server and earn coins, money, crate keys, and more! Build your candy empire, set up chest shops, or simply enjoy the custom features with friends.
So grab your netherite hoe, plant some candy, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure. MCCandy is waiting for you—come make some sweet memories!
org.mccandy.org
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Warrior Women Minecraft Server
abortion, BIAS, BRAINDEAD.., ceos, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender war, generalizations, lawmakers, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, warrior, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old gender war once and for all! Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP matches, where men and women can finally prove who truly reigns supreme in the virtual world.But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.
And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!
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Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP
Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington
Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?
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Moaning Minecraft Server
again.., animated, cartoons, Characters, children, Conversation, dialogue, Entertainment, family, funny, gender stereotypes, humor, Kids, little girl, Media, Minecraft, Moaning, parenting, Server, Son, television, WatchingTired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!
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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
advertisement, banter, blocky, brand recognition, branding, Content Creation, COVER Corp, Cover Corporation, Cover media, Digital Marketing, influencer collaboration, internet culture, meaning of official Cover media, Minecraft, Official, official Cover media, online presence, Promotion, smp, social media, status update, viral marketingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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CloneDupe
Active Staff Members, Advanced Staff Bots, CloneDupe, clonedupe.fun, December 28 2023, Economy, Giveaways, jules, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Dupe, minecraft server, Moderation Easier, new media, New Staff Members, Promote Our Server, PvP, Raiding, Respectful Staff Team, SurvivalCloneDupe is a minecraft server owned and founded by Jules. CloneDupe is a Lifesteal Dupe Minecraft Server created in December 28 of 2023. Lots Of Giveaways! Active Staff Members And Respectful Staff Team. Always Looking For New Staff Members. Always Looking for New Media To Promote Our Server! Advanced Staff Bots/Commands To Make Moderation Easier.
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clonedupe.fun:8787