CraftyShit Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday cake, Birthday Party, Cake, celebration, countdown, CraftyShit, dad, EAS alarm, emergency alert, family, family time, Happy Birthday, mfw, Minecraft, Missiles, nuclear war, Presents, Server, Surprise, TV, video game, video game gift

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Buildings Constructed:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

>be me >decide to log onto this Minecraft server for some birthday fun >join the server and immediately get a message saying “Happy Birthday! Prepare for a wild ride!” >start playing and suddenly the ground starts shaking >a giant cake appears in front of me with a sign that says “Blow out the candles to save the server!” >I blow out the candles and the cake explodes into a million fireworks >suddenly, a portal opens up and I’m sucked into a world where everything is made of cake >I have to fight off evil cake monsters and navigate through frosting rivers to find my way back to the real world >after hours of intense gameplay, I finally make it back to the server >everyone is cheering and congratulating me for saving the server with my birthday wish >10/10 would celebrate my birthday on this server again

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	8209
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3272
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Void Armor Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	5457
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3049	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	102	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	4607

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	9012	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!