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Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1826
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	423	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	2162	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	748	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	5197
Votes:	573	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8785	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Animals Bred:	158	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Emeralds Found:	9121
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Secret Passages Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3467	Buildings Constructed:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25