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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Star Shards Collected: 169

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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