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Daily Server Info: September 12, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 3565 Crops Grown: 9344
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Love Letters Sent: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Runes Activated: 8 Buildings Constructed: 38

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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