CraftySemiteHaterzLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, u kno wat u shud do? join dis epic minecraft server! it’s so lit, it’s like ur playin in a world made of cheeseburgers and unicorns!

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. he flew around the server, spreading joy and bacon wherever he went. but den, a group of evil chickens tried to take over the server. but don’t worry, cuz u can help defeat them and save the day!

also, did u kno dat on dis server, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? it’s true! and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie who will follow u around and do ur bidding.

so come on, what r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

Character development, Diversity, dont, effeminate, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female mc, female perspective, Female Protagonist, female representation, full, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Literature, Male, Minecraft, Protagonist, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Traits, Writing

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VomitCraft Minecraft Server

34 weeks, accidentally throwing up, AITAH, Asshole, Belly, belly button, bloated, Customer, disgust, Finger, hair stylist, Minecraft, never coming back, popped, Pregnant, pregnant woman, rubbing belly, Sensitive, Server, stylist, VomitCraft, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

Boundaries, Boyfriend, BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore, Commitment, Communication, DATING, dating experience, Expectations, Exploitation, family, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, financial support, friendship, Generosity, Girlfriend, husband, MONEY, Needy, relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ores Mined:	1425

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HatePopularFilmsMC SMP

different tastes, dislike, HatePopularFilmsMC, Movie, not a fan, not feeling it, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of coffee, not my cup of tea, not my favorite, not my flavor, not my groove, not my jam, not my scene, not my speed, not my style, not my thing, not my vibe, Overrated, smp, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone raves about? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate individuality and uniqueness! We have a secret underground base where we gather to discuss our unpopular opinions on popular movies. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can come up with the most outrageous reason for hating a beloved film. So if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner movie critic, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCraftMotivation

AMBITION, continuous learning, determination, education, goal-setting, growth mindset., inspiration, learning, MineCraftMotivation, motivation, motivation for self-improvement, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, success mindset

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of motivation and inspiration! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with epic quests, magical creatures, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5533	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Fizz & Java Crafters

beverage consumption, caffeine intake, cardiovascular health, coffee consumption, Crafters, fizz, fizzy drinks, global study, health awareness, health outcomes, health study, healthy habits, international research, java, lifestyle choices, public health, risk factors, stroke prevention, stroke risk, stroke risk factors, sugary beverages, tea consumption, water intake

come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kampot Desu Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Cultural experience, Destination, desu, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, History, japanese, Kampot, landmarks, local cuisine, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, Server, Traditional, travel, Ugledar, Ugledar is kampot desu, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Ugledar! This server is so kampot desu, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cheeseburger of Destiny. Our community is so wild, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join Ugledar today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP: /mex/ – TacoTuesday

culture, Diversity, female president, Government, hilo mexa, History, INAUGURATION, international news, Jewish, Jewish community, Latin America, leadership, mex, mexico, milestone achievement, Minecraft, Politics, Presidential election, Religion, smp, TacoTuesday, women in power, world leaders

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos as Mexico’s new Jewish female president takes over the server! She’s not your average leader – she’s got diamond armor and a pet llama named Nacho who spits fireballs at griefers. Plus, she’s building a giant taco-shaped castle to rule from, complete with a salsa moat and guacamole turrets. Join now for a chance to be her right-hand creeper and help defend against rival factions like the Taco Bell Bandits and the Salsa Syndicate. Viva la Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4874	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8514	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BoyfriendBickerMC Server

Alone Time, Angry, Argument, Beach, Best Friend, Bickering, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBickerMC, Break, Breakfast, Calls, dramatic, Explore, ignoring, Peace, recharge, selfish, Server, Space, texts, vacation, Worried

Are you tired of constant bickering and arguments in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world!

Imagine a world where you can explore towns, beaches, and cafes without anyone nagging you about where to go or what to do. Take a break from the chaos and recharge in our peaceful virtual realm.

Don’t worry about angry texts or calls from your boyfriend and his best friend – they won’t be able to find you in our vast Minecraft world. They’ll just have to sort out their own disagreements without you getting caught in the middle.

So why wait? Join our server now and enjoy some much-needed alone time while building, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. Who knew escaping drama could be so much fun?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

StepDadFTW

biological father, blended families, choosing family, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, father daughter relationship, father figure, father-daughter bond, Fatherhood, long lost father, parental abandonment, parental expectations, step-parenting, stepdad, StepDadFTW, wedding etiquette, wedding traditions

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky drama that will make your family issues seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue and choose who gets to walk you down the aisle – whether it’s your biological father, your stepdad, or even your pet pig! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging texts from your long-lost dad while building the ultimate blocky fortress. And don’t worry, we have plenty of supportive players who will have your back when things get tough. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and leave your real-life problems behind – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even a peaceful family reunion!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DisturbingDisneyScene – Minecraft SMP

animated films, animation, Childhood, creepy, Dark, Disney, disney movies, Disturbing, disturbing moments, disturbing scenes, DisturbingDisneyScene, emotional, fear, Horror, Minecraft, Movie, Nightmare, psychological terror, Scene, smp, Trauma, Twisted, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a Disney movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few talking animals (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what you might find in our world).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a gang of evil villagers led by a wicked witch attack! Will you be able to defend your home and save the day? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and danger at every turn. And who knows, you might even come face to face with a dragon that’s been terrorizing the land (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a misunderstood lizard with a fiery breath).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable and wacky as a Disney movie, join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself living happily ever after…or at least until the next creeper blows up your house.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Items Found:	2659
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FearfulCritterCraft

afraid, Animals, Arachnophobia, bears, creepy crawlies, crocodiles, fear, FearfulCritterCraft, insects, irrational fear, Lions, ophidiophobia, Phobia, Scary, Sharks, Snakes, Spiders, Tigers, wildlife, Wolves, Zoophobia

Are you terrified of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more late-night jump scares while mining for diamonds. Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green creatures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BaseCraft Minecraft Server

BaseCraft, Bases, border control, Capture, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Hezbollah stronghold, Hezbollah tactics, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, strategic locations, Terrorism, Villages

hey you, yeah you, tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for you! come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft history!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of villagers turn into hezbollah soldiers and start attacking you! but don’t worry, the IDF is here to save the day and capture key areas in southern lebanon!

join us for crazy battles, insane adventures, and the chance to fight alongside the IDF against hezbollah! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NATOcraft: Biden’s Last Stand

Bidens, NATOcraft, Stand

LOL join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so pro they could take on Biden in a debate about Ukraine’s NATO membership. Imagine building your own NATO headquarters in the game and inviting Biden to come check it out before he leaves office. Who knows, maybe he’ll join our server and become a pro Minecraft player too! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with the big dogs. Join now and show Biden who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dark Plant Discovery – Uncover the Unknown!

Biodiversity, Botanists, conservation, Dark, discovery, endangered plants, extinction threat, global dark spots, Kew study, Plant, plant biodiversity, plant conservation, plant discovery, plant diversity, plant extinction, plant identification, plant preservation, plant research, plant science, plant species, Uncover, undiscovered plant species, unknown, unknown plants

so, like, u ever wanted to explore a world where u can find like, 33 global ‘dark spots’ with thousands of unknown plants? well, do i have the server for u! join us and discover areas with at least 100,000 undiscovered plant species, all most likely under threat of extinction!

imagine stumbling upon a rare plant that shoots out diamonds instead of flowers, or a tree that grows pizzas instead of leaves. on this server, anything is possible!

come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious ‘dark spots’ before they disappear forever. who knows what kind of crazy plants u might find? maybe even a talking cactus or a dancing sunflower.

don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and become the ultimate plant explorer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Void Armor Forged:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.