CraftySemiteFun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1909	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Crops Grown:	5351
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3599
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2579
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	1484	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5760	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Players:	96/300	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1