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XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	509250
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Potions Brewed:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Emeralds Found:	3542	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5682
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Animals Bred:	90
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8