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Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	2377
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3342
Zombie Dances:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Crops Grown:	8914
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Animals Bred:	93	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

Altered Reality, altered state of consciousness, Brain, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain waves, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, directed information flow, Fast, Flattens, Fun, Hallucinations, Hierarchy, lsd, neural networks, neural pathways, neurotransmitters, Perception, psychedelics, sensory processing, serotonin, whole-brain dynamics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!

Finalwind

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	4613	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Finalwind
Features	Custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, economy, clans
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQs about Finalwind Minecraft Server

Q: What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, an economy, and more to create endless content for players.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

A: The primary rule on Finalwind is no cheating to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: How can I join the Finalwind server?

A: You can join the server at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4.

Q: Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Trade Post Kingdom 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, exchange, Group Chat, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, marketplace, messaging app, networking, No Rules, online platform, post, post and trade, rules, sharing, social media, Thread, Trade, Trading

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a kik thread but in blocky pixel form! No rules, just post and trade like your life depends on it.

You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.

Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!

CreeperCouchSurf

Boundaries, college kids, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCouchSurf, family, family dynamics, guest etiquette, household rules, overnight guests, parenting, privacy, relationships, Respect, respect for others, sexual activity, sibling dynamics, sleeping arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	4753	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can experience family drama firsthand? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual reality version of a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments over sleeping arrangements and accusations of causing trouble.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between Donna and Austin over who gets to sleep where. Will Bridget ever feel comfortable in our virtual house again? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, join us and prepare for the chaos that awaits. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server?

MillionCraft: Google Loot Edition

browser, browsing, browsing history, Computer, data, Digital, Edition, engine, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, Loot, MILLION, MillionCraft, monitor, ONLINE, query, Results, Screen, search, Technology, virtual, web

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9265	Votes:	4767
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4337	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the madness and chaos of being a millionaire in the blocky world! Imagine building a mansion out of a million rubber ducks or creating a roller coaster made entirely of a million slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest dreams with a million of whatever you last googled! Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

Minecraft Extremist Breeding Ground

breeding, counter-terrorism, discrimination, extremism, extremism in the UK, extremist, gender inequality, gender violence prevention., gender-based extremism, gender-based violence, ground, hate crimes, leaked report, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, national security, political extremism, radicalization, SECURITY, Social Issues, Terrorism, uk, violence against women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7093

lol this server is like a breeding ground for extremists but in a fun way, not a scary way like in the UK. join us and unleash your inner extremist… for building epic structures and battling creepers, of course! who knew misogyny could lead to such epic minecraft adventures? come join us and see for yourself! #minecraftextremists #creepersunite #misogynyserver

Players:	93/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6