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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Magical Moments Shared: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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