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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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