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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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