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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Magic Crystals Found: 17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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