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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
Emeralds Found: 997 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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