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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested: 627 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Love Letters Sent: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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