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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1349
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	76
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	8578
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	118	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	291	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magic Items Found:	8019
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8